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   This movie has an online cover Catwoman (2004)
Directed By: Pitof

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Last Viewed:2005.05.13
First/Last Reviewed:2005.05.13/2005.05.14

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Allan (2005.05.15)
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Horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous, horrendous...

Cheap looking and even ugly at times. Acting to make you cry, boring music, editing that gives you a splitting headache. Writing so bad that my 5-year old son fell asleep about 30mn into the movie. The special effects were so bad that i think even i could have done better in the late 80's on a Commodore computer. Clicheed, boring and bad...

Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible...

Directed by a French guy known as Pitof who previously did the pityfull Vidocq (2001), this is such a failure of a movie, that seems to defy any norm under which Hollywood movies are done these days. Large budget, mega stars.... Even if it were badly written, at least you'd expect it to have been done with a shred of professionallism. Not so here...

Nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating, nauseating...

... And i am being nice really. To watch only if you are drunk or stoned, and with a bunch of friends, ready to make fun of it at every turn. How could Halle Berry and Sharon Stone get suckered into this pile of poo.


- Laurent Hasson